A Review of My New Digs - By Squeaky

So I've been here a little more than 2 weeks, and I have to say, this place isn't too bad! One of my favorite things to do here is sleep. As you can see, this place has several comfy accommodations:

On Mama:


In my crib:


In my bouncy seat (my personal favorite!):


I have to say, one of the best things about this place is the Boob Bar. The mom-lady has this annoying little rule about me having a clean diaper before eating at the Boob Bar, but it's worth it.

Boob-induced milk coma:


One thing I am not a big fan of is the baths, but I'm learning to tolerate them. I've decided that a bath in the baby bathtub is much better than a sponge bath. I gave the mom-lady a break and only protested slightly instead of screaming my head off:



But the spa-like massage afterwards makes the indignity of a bath better. I like this part!



Then, finally, there's the Dad-man. He's pretty cool for not having any boobs. He makes silly faces at me and sings silly songs. He's also obsessed with taking pictures of us.

Daddy being silly:


Daddy & Me:


And more of Daddy & Me:


All in all, I give this place 5 stars! Thanks for reading!
Love,
Squeaky