Hi, you don't know me all that well yet, but I'm what you know as your home for the next 8 months. Someday you will know me as Mommy. I think you will find I am a pretty reasonable person. Since you moved in I've tried to make things comfortable for you. I've been drinking more water, eating healthier, getting more rest, and I haven't complained (much) about the excessive trips to the restroom or the incredibly sore boobies that have occured as a result of your occupancy.
So, I ask you: is it really necessary to make me feel like crap today? I mean, I drank my water and got 10.5 hours of sleep last night, so what is up with the cramps and utter exhaustion today? I really need to get some work done, it helps pay for things, like, well, all the stuff you're going to need eventually. So if you could knock it off, I would appreciate it.
Let me know if there is anything else I can do to make your stay more comfortable. Oh, who am I kidding? I'm sure you will.
Love,
Your Landlord, Mommy
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